On the off chance you aren't up to speed on the dystopian dumpster firefight that is 2018, there's a fad now named the "Tide Pod Challenge" that involves eating the delicious-looking but highly dangerous pods of Tide laundry detergent.
Whether this began as a joke and was then mistaken as a serious epidemic by the 24-hour news cycle and turned into an un-ironic real epidemic or vice-versa, the fact remains people are putting Tide Pods in their bodies.
If anyone can put a stop to this, it's Ice-T.
The Original Gangsta and star of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit comes equipped with a persuasive demeanor and a highly influential voice. Thus, he was the perfect choice for The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon to tap as a spokesperson for a public service announcement advising against eating Tide Pods.
It's a strong warm-up for what's sure to be a big night of Tide Pod eating next week, as Ice-T confirmed on Twitter that he'll be the official narrative voice for this year's Super Bowl broadcast. Let this be a warning to anyone looking to sell homemade black market Tide Pod knock-offs to hungry Eagles and Patriots fans.